Name That Holiday!Name That Holiday!

Our apologies…

It’s not like us at Holier Than Thou to miss such an important holiday, but apparently, yesterday was the seventh annual National Day of Prayer for WHAT?


A) Truckers
B) Soy Bean Farmers
C) Bowlers
D) Short-Order Cooks


ANSWER

A) It was the National Day of Prayer for Truckers.

On this day, ministries set up at some 100 travel plaza chapels (located primarily in truck stops) held special services designed to keep America’s more than 2.5 million truckers from succumbing to the temptations of booze, drugs and prostitutes while on the road — which, all joking aside, we at Holier Than Thou think is probably a good thing.

As Truckstop Ministries Inc. notes in its brochures, even Jesus “would have driven an 18-wheeler” — which, all joking aside, we at Holier Than Thou probably doubt…