It’s Pat again and again…

Well dear reader, all we can say is that televangelist Pat Robertson has outdone himself once again. He makes it way too easy for us. Read on.

1) This week on Robertson’s live Christian news-and-talk program “The 700 Club” he said that Islam is not a religion of peace, and that radical Muslims are:

A. “… satanic.”
B. “… innately war-loving.”
C. “… a threat to the United States and at the very least, should be interned in prison camps.”
D. “… have tails.”

2) Never at a loss for words, Robertson went on to remark that the outpouring of Muslim rage elicited abroad by the cartoon drawings of the Prophet Muhammad, “just shows the kind of people we’re dealing with. These people are crazed fanatics, and I want to say it now: I believe it’s motivated by…

A. “… their hatred of our freedoms in the Western world and especially the United States.”
B. “… their hatred of Christianity and its teachings of love and tolerance.”
C. “… demonic power.”
D. “… the aid and comfort provided by the homosexuals, the liberals, and the Democrats here at home.”


ANSWERS:
1. A: Satanic. We couldn’t make this stuff up.
2. C: Demonic power. “It is satanic and it’s time we recognize what we’re dealing with.” In a statement issued soon after Robertson’s incendiary analysis, Robertson said he was referring specifically to terrorists who want to bomb innocent people as being motivated by Satan.