Wednesday, February 22, 2006

Coming to a Ballot Box Near You

The Warriors for Christ have opened up a new front in their crusade to rule America.

Fresh off of several key victories at the ballot box in the effort to ban gay marriage, Religious Conservatives in at least 16 states are now working to ban homosexuals from doing what?

A) Adopting children
B) Working as public school teachers
C) Jointly owning property
D) Owning day care centers
E) Public displays of affection


ANSWER
A) Sadly, not content in screwing homosexuals out of the same rights that everybody else has, the Christian Right is now moving to deprive orphans of a loving home by working to keep gay couples from adopting children.

Says Greg Quinlan of Ohio’s misnamed and Christian-backed Pro-Family Network, “Now that we’ve defined what marriage is, we need to take that further and say children deserve to be in that relationship.”

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