Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Getting It Off His Chest

The Culture Wars took an interesting turn last week when the Rev. Bob Harrington of Texas decided that such issues as the War in Iraq, poverty in America and stem cell research took a back seat to the pressing problem of pop singers’ cleavage.

Noting that, “They don’t represent American standards, and certainly not Christian standards,” Rev. Harrington recently singled out female singers for his scorn, ranting in a magazine interview: “[They] will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell.”

So, WHICH two singers was he talking about?

A. Madonna and Whitney Houston
B. J. Lo and Shakira
C. Jessica and Ashlee Simpson
D. Kelly Clarkson and Katharine McPhee
E. Beyonce and Christina Aguilera

C: The Rev. Harrington has obviously spending a lot of time thinking about the Simpson sisters’ breasts.

Ironically, Jessica and Ashlee’s father and manager, Joe, is himself a former Baptist minister, of whom Rev. Harrington noted, ”He has replaced holiness with horniness.”



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