Porn Again?

Hello readers, and welcome to the first of your now DAILY “Holier Than Thou” quizzes! We hope you’ve been studying up, because from here on out, the questions will be coming to you at a fast-and-furious pace!

1) Christian churches around the nation used this past Sunday’s service to address their congregations about the evil of pornography — “we’re going to kick the devil out of it!” boasted the pastor of one rural Ohio church.

So, what did the church leaders behind the effort decide to name this day of prayer?

A) A Day of Sexual Purity and Reflection
B) The First Annual “Just Say No to Video and Internet Perversion” Sunday
C) Triple X is Not the Cross for Me!
D) National Porn Sunday


2) What can be found at www.xxxchuch.com?

A) An online support group for Christians struggling with their attraction to pornography
B) An online catalogue for Christian-themed sex toys
C) Real life “confessions” of porn actors and actresses who have since left the business and found Christ


3) And on a related note, several families in Utah were shocked when they rented the squeaky clean Mormon film “Sons of Provo” and instead discovered WHAT playing on their TV screens?

A) “The Passion of the Christ”
B) “The Terminator”
C) “Chappelle’s Show: The Complete Second Season”
D) “Adored: Diary of a Porn Star”





ANSWERS

1) D: National Porn Day — which, now that we think about it, may bring in a whole new group of people to church on Sunday.
2) A: A support group for Christians who struggle with pornography.
3) D: “Adored: Diary of a Porn Star.” All remaining copies were quickly taken off the shelves.