Monday, August 07, 2006

Hot Flashes

Every once in a while even religious zealots can wake up and smell the coffee.

1). Case in point, THIS Warrior for Christ and devout evangelical decided there might just be something to this global warming when he said the following:

“It is getting hotter, and the icecaps are melting and there is a buildup of carbon dioxide in the air…We really need to address the burning of fossil fuels…If we are contributing to the destruction of this planet, we need to do something about it.”

A. James Dobson
B. Pat Robertson
C. Jerry Falwell
D. George W. Bush

2). The above person said that he had not been a believer in global warming in the past, but THIS changed his mind and made him a convert:

A. This summer’s record-breaking heat
B. A brilliant vision he had while sitting by his swimming pool
C. A prayer session he had with a group of Christian scientists
D. His wife told him that Jesus had spoken to her in a dream about the destruction of His world

1). B: Pat Robertson, who recently made the remarks on his “700 Club” broadcast.
2). A: This summer’s God-awful heat wave.


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