Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Onward Christian Soldiers

You know, from time to time, people ask us, “isn’t it hard coming up with all those questions? Sadly, it’s painfully easy — as today's quiz illustrates.

1) Lou Beres, the head of the Christian Coalition of Oregon announced he was “withdrawing from public life” a day after WHAT?

A) He was accused of sexual abuse by three female relatives.
B) He was caught masturbating in the Pussycat Theatre in downtown Salem.
C) He was arrested for suspicion of drunk driving after running a red light and rear-ending a local school bus.
D) The Christian Coalition shut down its Oregon chapter as part of a nationwide cost-cutting measure.

2) What did Philip Badowski, 23, of Chattanooga, Tenn., do after receiving a “call from God”?

A) Sell his three-bedroom home for $219,000 and give all the money to a Katrina relief charity, leaving himself homeless in the process?
B) Join the U.S. National Guard so he can fight terrorism both at home and abroad.
C) Announce to his somewhat shocked Southern Baptist minister that he was going to have a sex change operation.
D) Gunned down his parents and dismembered his mother’s body with a chain saw.


1) A: Accused of molesting three female relatives.
2) D: Shot his parents and dismembered his mother.


At 8:42 AM, Blogger Sunfell said...

I just found the link to your blog on DefCon, and have posted it to my Live Journal community "Dark Christianity". So, you should be getting a lot more traffic soon!

Love your quizzes.


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