Who Would God Bomb?

Fear not, all ye who believe that the Iraq war has gone from bad to worse with no end in sight. President George W. Bush may not seem to have a plan for victory, but God does, and most importantly, He is sharing it with none other than Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

At least that’s the chilling conclusion of one of the top architects of the Iraq war, who recently gave Rummy the big thumbs up by saying that suicide bombings, civil war, reprisal killings, sectarian violence, corruption and rising U.S. casualties aside, Rumsfeld’s command is literally inspired by God.

So today we ask you, WHO recently said of Rumsfeld: “He leads in a way that the good Lord tells him is best for our country”?

A. President George W. Bush
B. Vice President Dick Cheney
C. Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice
D. Joint Chiefs of Staff Chairman Gen. Peter Pace


ANSWER
D: Marine Gen. Peter Pace, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was the one who credits Rumsfeld with being led by God. Kind of makes you wonder whose side God is on, doesn’t it?