The Blame Game

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Many members of the Religious Right are quick to thank the Lord above when things go their way. But Republican John Jacob, a Mormon who is running for Congress against a five-term Republican incumbent in Utah, found an interesting source to blame for his campaign’s string of missteps.

In a recent interview with Salt Lake Tribune, Jacob recently blamed WHO for a series of business failures that have crimped his ability to fund his campaign?

A. Jesus Christ
B. Brigham Young
C. Satan
D. Bill Paxson
E. Daniel Brown


ANSWER
C. Just like the Church Lady on “Saturday Night Live,” Jacob is convinced that Satan is working against him.

“There’s another force that wants to keep us from going to Washington DC,” Jacob said. “It’s the devil is what it is.”

Jacob later added, in perhaps the only intelligent thing he has said on the matter, “Now when that gets out in the paper, I’m going to be one of the screw loose people.”