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From the We Can’t Make This Stuff Up If We Tried File…

1) Born Again First Lady Laura Bush recently revealed (without a hint of irony) that she has WHICH song on her iPod?

A) Stairway to Heaven
B) Highway to Hell
C) Two Tickets to Paradise
D) Born to Run


2) In the First Lady’s defense, she added that the song in question is not the original hard-rock recording, but a cover version by whom?

A) Dolly Parton
B) Faith Hill
C) Tina Turner
D) The Mormon Tabernacle Choir


ANSWERS
1) A: In an interview earlier this week, Laura said that she is quite fond of “Stairway to Heaven” — a song long believed by Evangelical conspiracy theorists to have been penned by the devil himself.

2) A: Who but the First Lady even knew that Dolly Parton covered the Led Zeppelin standard?