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Just when you think it can’t get any crazier, it does.

Saying that its Christian mission “is most effectively fulfilled through mentoring and example,” Oklahoma Christian University has proposed a policy that would allow the university to fire any faculty member who does WHAT?

A) Fails to go to church services on Sunday
B) Gets divorced
C) Has an abortion
D) Uses the Lord's name in vain
E) Watches NBC’s “The Book of Daniel”


ANSWER:

B) Gets divorced. “All married faculty should strive to model (healthy) marriages,” said a university memo sent to the staff. University President Mike O’Neil added that a divorce didn’t mean an automatic termination, but that each divorce would be reviewed on a case-by-case basis.