Christ Complex
Everybody might feel a little put upon at times, but few of us actually claim that our sorrows approach those of Jesus Christ’s.
So, today we will ask, what high-profile defendant recently likened his plight in court to the betrayal of Jesus?
A. Former Enron CEO Ken Lay
B. Former Vice Presidential Chief of Staff I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby
C. Cleveland priest and murder suspect Rev. Gerald Robinson
D. Washington DC sniper suspect John Allen Muhammad
E. Drug-abusing talk show host Rush Limbaugh
ANSWER
D. John Allen Muhammad, the DC sniper. We’re wondering why he didn’t liken his plight to that of Muhammad, the prophet after whom he is named.
1 Comments:
Mohammed, unlike many of his whackjob followers, was never a martyr.
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