Name That Denomination!

Least we ever be accused at focusing too much attention on the Catholic sexual abuse scandal, we want to make it clear that other denominations are equally guilty of sin. So today we want to play a little game of “Name that Denomination!”

1) Earl John Place was recently arrested in San Diego on charges of using the Internet in an attempt to lure a minor to have sex with him. The 61-year-old Place is also:

A) A Jewish Rabbi
B) A Franciscan Monk
C) A Presbyterian Minister
D) A Baptist Pastor


2) Willie Davis was recently indicted in Las Vegas on federal fraud charges for inappropriately using some $330,000 in U.S. Justice Department grants that were intended to fund a halfway house for prison inmates. The 68-year-old Davis is also:

A) A Jewish Rabbi
B) A Franciscan Monk
C) A Presbyterian Minister
D) A Baptist Pastor


3) Ariano Tiem was recently arrested after being caught red-handed raping an 84-year-old female Alzheimer’s patient in the nursing home in which he worked. The 64-year-old Tiem is also:

A) A Jewish Rabbi
B) A Franciscan Monk
C) A Presbyterian Minister
D) A Baptist Pastor


ANSWERS

1) B: When he’s not allegedly being a pervert, he’s also a Franciscan monk.
2) D: When he’s not allegedly misappropriating funds, he’s a Baptist pastor.
3) C: When he’s not allegedly raping Alzheimer’s patients, Tiem is a Presbyterian minister.