The Kids Aren’t All Right

Seems there’s yet another reason that members of the religious right are worked up about the welfare of our kids.

James Rutz, chairman of Megashift Ministries and founder-chairman of Open Church Ministries and author/columnist, is upset about something he says is threatening our young ones because it is, “feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.” He goes on to add: “There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture.” So what is this slow, feminizing poison?

A. The rise of vegetarian TV dinners
B. The steady increase of stay at home dads
C. The rise of homosexual couples adopting children
D. Cartoon superheroes who never mention Jesus Christ
E. Soybean products


ANSWER
E: Soybean products. We’ll let Rutz explain: “Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.”

Well, what can we add to that, except that soy has been a staple in Asian diets for centuries and they have lower cancer rates than we have in the West, far less obesity and presumably, given their climbing birth rates, there are still a few intrepid heterosexuals left.